Every year, Hollywood comes out with movies that are supposed to scare you.
When, in fact, many of them are just rehashes and are made just to make money. Some scary movies are downright insulting.
Friday the 13th (Take Your Pick What Chapter!) – This wasn’t scary as it was ridiculous! And how creative! A knife, a hockey mask and stupid teenagers!
A Nightmare on Elm Street – This film is not only creative, it’s downright hilarious, right to the end!
David Cronenberg’s “The Fly” – Anytime I hear Geena Davis scream, I hear “Tom & Jerry” cartoons. Don’t believe me? Check out the trailer!
Happy Birthday to Me – There’s nothing like being killed by a skibob! Real creative!
Child’s Play – Chucky has me rolling on the floor when he screams out in pain! Go get ’em, Chuck D!
Evil Dead 2 – The first one was actually good. This one started to lose it’s punch when they put a powersaw on Bruce Campbell’s arm!
Prom Night (1980) – I can never see a movie with Leslie Nielsen in a serious role ever again without laughing my ass off!
My Bloody Valentine – A coal miner seeks revenge on Valentine’s Day! A movie so bad, they named an alternate rock group after it!
The Creature from the Black Lagoon – Vintage b-movie! A man in a lizzard suit!
The Thing – Gunsmoke’s James Arness as the carrot! Nuff Said!